Jack

I had a long caption written out about not caring about losing and how I write an entertainment and leaving a legacy, but nobody would want to read that.
I just want to say thank you.
Thank you to everyone who helped me get here. Thank you to everyone who let me bounce stupid ideas off of them. Thank you to everyone who ever laughed at a joke I made. Thank you to everyone who watched my speech and didn't laugh. Thank you to my coaches for making me better and caring so much about me. Thank you to my sisters for coming to every meet and giving me notes and laughing loudly. Thank you to my parents for constantly supporting me. Thank you to my teammates for making me better. Thank you to all the judges. Thank you to everyone who has ever complimented my speech. Genuinely, as convincingly as I can write it, thank you. I really mean it. It's because of all of you that I accomplished what I did. Thank you.

It's alright. Art is subjective anyway.

-Jack (Frankie, Spachiana, Wally the Whale, Jack, Louis, Danny, Dad, Quincy, Matt, Tommy, Suzie, Mischa, George Washington, John Adams, America, Lyndon B. Johnson, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Baby Crumpler, Lomax Tanner, TV Announcer, Wiley, Tommy, Dad, Tony Tunalini, and Clem)

Time to start writing a stand up set.