POV: you wake up, open your curtains, and realize you’re basically living in Only Murders in the Building now… 😳😂
Like—how do I explain to my landlord that Selena Gomez, Steve Martin, and Martin Short just moved in via crane outside my bedroom window?? Rent’s going UP and I didn’t even get a welcome basket 🕵️♂️☕️🍸
So if you see me casually sipping coffee on my balcony with Selena in the background, just know I’m rehearsing for my season 4 cameo.
@selenagomez feel free to stop by if you need sugar… or a new neighbor bestie 👀