Posted On: October 6th 2025, 10:57 pm
At 9 years old they told me I was gonna have a baby brother and I was like… for what? We were doing just fine without you. I was the star of the show. Then here you come, flipping the script like some uninvited spin-off that somehow got more seasons than the original. From day one you’ve been chaos with a pulse — breaking stuff, testing limits, stressing everybody out, and still somehow pulling it off.
I thought I was supposed to protect you, but truth is, I just coached you so well you don’t even need me now. Only God knows how 931 built us. So here’s to 27, Happy Birthday lil bro “the plot twist I never asked for but the headline act I wouldn’t trade for nothing.”