
a year agoDudddeeeee I was literally omw to the McDonald’s bro but it just so happens that I slid on some black ice and drifted into a ditch. I didn’t let that stop me though. I got out of the car and started walking to the McDonald’s but then an old woman with a bunch of groceries caught my eye and I had to get her home. 30 mins later I was out omw to the McDonald’s to catch the end of ur party, however my luck is so bad I was kidnapped on the side of the road by Turkish gangsters. Almost an hour later we figured out that they got the wrong guy and I just happened to look like the guy that screwed them out of 80k. They apologized and offered to drive me to the McDonald’s so that I could potentially catch you before the party was over. But then again my poor luck struck again. We were pulled over just 4 mins away from the McDonald’s since the cops were after these gangsters anyways and they arrested me as well since I was in car, but they didn’t believe my explanation. Long story short I’m sitting in an international affairs jail cell with like 8 other Turkish guys before they put us on a plane to Istanbul. Sorry Sarvesh maybe I’ll make it to the next birthday party. Cheers to raf tho that looks like a filling meal lol!!! 😂
