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Posted On: February 3rd 2026, 04:57 pm
Labrador Mom Starter Pack
Includes:
• Coffee (cold) ☕
• Hair (questionable)
• Pants (formerly clean)
• Leash (chewed with love)
• Treats (missing, presumed eaten)
• Phone (1000 dog pics, 0 selfies)
• Lint roller (for emotional support)
Also featuring:
“Professional Good Boy” — comes with unconditional love, muddy paws, and selective hearing.
Warning: May spontaneously burst into “WHO’S A GOOD BOY?!” in public spaces.
Includes:
• Coffee (cold) ☕
• Hair (questionable)
• Pants (formerly clean)
• Leash (chewed with love)
• Treats (missing, presumed eaten)
• Phone (1000 dog pics, 0 selfies)
• Lint roller (for emotional support)
Also featuring:
“Professional Good Boy” — comes with unconditional love, muddy paws, and selective hearing.
Warning: May spontaneously burst into “WHO’S A GOOD BOY?!” in public spaces.
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