Jack is very very cool
name 100 women
I spy a unicorn! (No actually really I saw it)
Where should I direct the invoice for amounts of laughs I spent thanks to u this semester 😤🤨
“i’ve never done improv do you think they’d like me?”
billions saved on salt and pepper…
This may be a bad time but you still owe me approximately $32,000 in haircut fees
DS photography steals the hearts of many once again
maximum sodium intake
Gotta eat all the salt jar by midnight my parents are coming home
Pbbbbtttt
proof