Posted On: April 22nd 2026, 07:47 am
Happy Birthday to this absolute belter! Was trying to think of old jokes but honestly it’s barely even a joke anymore I think the life expectancy in Scotland is legitimately lower than your actual age today! I hope you have the best day on a plane with me today and you better be real grateful that I spent £77 to get the seat next to you because as you know nothing makes me more furious than shit like that! I’m so grateful to have you and that we get to live the lives we do even though it’s chaotic as fuck, we never stop and nearly every other day I want to head butt clean through a wall! Love you so much ❤️
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