J U L A N T E

@julante

4 months ago

Posted On: July 1st 2026, 06:08 am

ausflug ins nachbarland ➡️ die schweiz 🇨🇭 nach ascona und locarno. Schön, vor allem ascona hat uns richtig doll gefallen. supersüße promenade, mega blick auf den see, malerische gassen und galerie-innenhöfe, alles voller bunter farben. 🌷🌼💠

nur an die italienischen preise für kaffee haben wir uns schon gewöhnt, da waren 20 franken für 2 cappuccini und ein großes wasser schon... spannend 😅☕

Filming this reel with my kids 🧒🏼🐶 in the same room was an adventure in itself.

You should see all the bits I had to cut out because the video was getting too long. And GOD FORBID we post an Instagram video that’s too long! 😱

Or one without a fantastic hook in the first two seconds. Or something so ridiculously funny, shocking or entertaining that the entire world simply MUST stop scrolling.

Nooooo. We are all supposed to be creating PROOOOOOOFESSIONAL content, perfectly edited, brilliantly executed, endlessly entertaining, preferably with a plot twist and a standing ovation at the end. 👏🏼😂

And then, IF we’re lucky, IF the stars align, IF the algorithm wakes up in a good mood, it might actually decide to show our masterpiece to a few people.

Because apparently, creating something and sharing it with the people who chose to follow you is no longer quite enough. 🤣

So here’s my thought. You might as well post whatever the heck you want.

Because the algorithm’s willingness to share your content is about as unpredictable as the mood of a perimenopausal woman.

I SAID SOME WOMEN. NOT ALL. Before anyone comes for me. 😂😂😂

Anyway, here’s a reel. I made it because I felt like making it late in the afternoon when both kids 🧒🏼🐶 were at home. What a revolutionary concept!

Love you! ❤️

Africans...come outside...we just wanna talk!!!

😳👀 Pouya Rahmani says there’s “levels in this game” when asked about a fight with Francis Ngannou

“Brother we talk about grappling, there is levels in this game. I was a national team player, world champion, black belt, there’s levels to this game.

When I put him down, all of his country will have to come to help him get up from under my hand.”

🎥 @homeoffight / @jakenoecker

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