11 days agoGTA 6 won't just raise the bar. It'll make the old bar irrelevant. Agree or disagree? 👀
2 months agoNão passe vontade no maior lançamento da década. Garanta a pré-venda do GTA VI usando seu dinheiro 'esquecido' no FGTS. Cai em 10 min. Chama no direct
2 months agoOh my God, GTA 6 is coming out! 😱 Oh my God, you can go to the gym! You can eat! You can do so many things! Your body will actually change depending on your lifestyle! 🤯 Oh my God, you can walk into all these shops! Oh my God, you can do all these different activities! Oh my God, you can steal cars! Oh my God, apparently you need a whole fucking strategy just to steal a car! 😂 Bro… the game is literally becoming so realistic that, at this point, it’s probably cheaper, healthier, and more logical to just get the fuck out of your house and live your actual life. I swear, video games are slowly becoming a form of population control. “Here, bro, you don’t need to go outside anymore. You can have an entire simulated life right here!” 😂 Games are supposed to be fun. They can have an amazing story, great characters, cool gameplay — absolutely. But when a game starts simulating your diet, your gym routine, your body, your shopping, your social life, your driving, your relationships and basically your entire existence… BRO. THAT’S NOT A GAME ANYMORE. THAT’S LIFE WITH A GRAPHICS CARD. 💀 And then they hit you with the online mode: “Don’t worry, bro! You can play with your friends!” Oh, thank God! Because apparently I wasn't already spending enough time indoors. Now I can socialize with my friends without actually seeing them! 😂 Seriously, at this point, instead of playing an ultra-realistic simulation of life, just go outside, touch some grass, meet your friends, eat some real food, steal absolutely no cars, and LIVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE. Jesus Christ. 😂
2 months agoFizeram tudo isso e não conseguiram fazer o Jason puxar a porta do carro após entrar, ou pegar uma garrafa de cerveja na geladeira, ou colocar uma bandoleira na arma, ou tirar o celular de um bolso real.....
