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Posted On: September 25th 2026, 02:31 pm
Hi, I'm Natalie.
Here are some things that are true about me:
I'm a conspiracy theorist who came out the other side. I went down every rabbit hole, looked at all of it, and landed here: the matrix is real, it's built on scarcity and survival, and the way out is entirely internal. You're welcome.
I think the healing industry is kind of a scam. Not all of it. But a lot of it is just a prettier version of staying stuck. Picking at wounds forever isn't healing. It's a subscription service to your own suffering. I'm not interested.
The highlight reel era is dying. Nobody believes it anymore. What people actually crave right now is someone real.
Most people are chasing something that was never theirs. That breaks my heart every time.
I think doing less is almost always the answer. Alignment is more magnetic than hustle. Always.
I refuse — like genuinely refuse — to let scarcity have a seat at my table. Not in my business. Not in my clients'. The world is built to siphon your energy through survival and fear and I will spend my whole career dismantling that in the people I work with.
I'm also the biggest goofball. I dance. I make jokes at the exact wrong moment that somehow land perfectly. I once made someone laugh so hard in the middle of a session about one of the hardest things they'd ever faced that they said "wait, why does that feel like a relief?" Because it is. Levity is medicine.
What I actually do: I reach into the depths of who you are and give it language. The signal that's been running underneath everything you've built, everything you've said, everything you've tried to put into the world — I find it, name it, and help you move from it instead of chasing something that was never yours.
If you have depth, I'll meet you there.
If you don't, we'll be a terrible match and I say that with love.
My clients are done with systems. Done with algorithms. Done with acquiescing to a world that wants them smaller. They know they're here for something large. They just haven't found the language yet.
That's where I come in.
Anyway. Hi. 👋
Here are some things that are true about me:
I'm a conspiracy theorist who came out the other side. I went down every rabbit hole, looked at all of it, and landed here: the matrix is real, it's built on scarcity and survival, and the way out is entirely internal. You're welcome.
I think the healing industry is kind of a scam. Not all of it. But a lot of it is just a prettier version of staying stuck. Picking at wounds forever isn't healing. It's a subscription service to your own suffering. I'm not interested.
The highlight reel era is dying. Nobody believes it anymore. What people actually crave right now is someone real.
Most people are chasing something that was never theirs. That breaks my heart every time.
I think doing less is almost always the answer. Alignment is more magnetic than hustle. Always.
I refuse — like genuinely refuse — to let scarcity have a seat at my table. Not in my business. Not in my clients'. The world is built to siphon your energy through survival and fear and I will spend my whole career dismantling that in the people I work with.
I'm also the biggest goofball. I dance. I make jokes at the exact wrong moment that somehow land perfectly. I once made someone laugh so hard in the middle of a session about one of the hardest things they'd ever faced that they said "wait, why does that feel like a relief?" Because it is. Levity is medicine.
What I actually do: I reach into the depths of who you are and give it language. The signal that's been running underneath everything you've built, everything you've said, everything you've tried to put into the world — I find it, name it, and help you move from it instead of chasing something that was never yours.
If you have depth, I'll meet you there.
If you don't, we'll be a terrible match and I say that with love.
My clients are done with systems. Done with algorithms. Done with acquiescing to a world that wants them smaller. They know they're here for something large. They just haven't found the language yet.
That's where I come in.
Anyway. Hi. 👋
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a month agocosmoladee
thoughtful and profound and yet make me laugh and cry the next.. your a treasure Nat ❤️
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