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Posted On: October 9th 2026, 08:18 pm
Heterosexuality sounds exhausting
Comments (117)
rohan_anand a day ago

rohan_anand

both of you are awesome and hilarious ❤️

dave_on_film 4 days ago

dave_on_film

Leaving the toilet seat up is like putting the peanut butter away without the lid.

jayteaflax 11 days ago

jayteaflax

Sorry, as a cishet man married 25 years, none of that is particularly shocking. My wife - a skinny blonde - points out chubby redheads to me all the time, and when my friend the bodybuilder acrobat posts images that feature his arms, I run to show them to her. And our seat stays down - why stand to owe when you can sit? Seriously.

groundapana 11 days ago

groundapana

Eww. I thought for sure you would say you both sit to pee. Who cleans all the revolting splatter?

menzoni 17 days ago

menzoni

Being gay and not sitting to pee, at least in your own house, is just a crazy concept to me.

ebels 20 days ago

ebels

All accurate

daisys_dad1 21 days ago

daisys_dad1

No need to say “gay” marriage. There was no confusion

mattlummus 21 days ago

mattlummus

Pt. 2 on the feed 🙂‍↕️

thequeensfarm 21 days ago

thequeensfarm

As a gay-married person, I love how the most controversial takeaway in the comments is the toilet seat 😂

armyofdogfarts 21 days ago

armyofdogfarts

Been together for 25 years. Can confirm this is all pretty much true but add video games.

freektastic 21 days ago

freektastic

Oh my god so true! I love it!

richard.el.diablo 22 days ago

richard.el.diablo

24-7, huh? 🤔 Cold porcelain whenever you do #2... Whatever floats your boats...! 🤣

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