Sameer Dubey

From chaotic full-time goblin to occasionally functioning human. A 3-slide documentary for my sister’s birthday:

Slide 1: The illusion. Looking like a sweet, well-adjusted family unit with Mummy. Do not be fooled.

Slide 2: The raw, unedited reality. Looking like a feral runaway who sleeps under bridges and fights raccoons for scraps.

Slide 3: The miracle. She washed her face, put on actual clothes, and somehow managed to look like a girl today. Still somewhat okay only, but we take what we can get.

Happy Birthday! Miss you a lot! ❤️