Jules 💎| Digital Marketing

Jules Rule #5 is brought to you by the fact that i can’t remember one single tip from allllll those carousels i saved in the past year 🫠

But i CAN tell you:
* the guy who’s been in a cold war with her landlord since march
* the woman who ate shit walking through the farmers market last week
* someone’s toddler who will only answer to “sir”

I don’t know their last names. Or their faces.
But I would prob buy literally anything they sold me 😅

15 years behind a bar taught me this: people buy from the person they’d want sitting next to them.
The lecture is optional.

Soooo to be fair, here’s my irrelevant info:
✨i drink a celsius at 5am in the dark before the gym like it’s a sacred ritual
✨ i will order soup in any weather, any month, any restaurant
✨i tell dad jokes on purpose like it’s my tic. No one has ever asked me to.
✨ I talk to my plants more than most humans (introvert things 🌿)

💎Your turn! 👇 Drop the most irrelevant thing about you in the comments (pleaseee? It will be fun!)

I’m going to remember it forever and it’s going to be weird and fun for both of us. Who knows - you might find someone with a common weirdness!