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Posted On: October 27th 2026, 02:17 pm
DAY 9 OF KWWF HALLOWEEN FACE SWAP!
Today we’re featuring our in-house vendors! The people who help keep our transactions moving and somehow still answer the phone when our agents call for the 47th time asking, “Are we clear to close yet?”
First up, SEINFELD!
We’ve got Andy Yoerger and Damien Quevedo of Local Bank, alongside Zeudy and Patrick Mars of the Mars Team at Union Home Mortgage!
Four people, two companies, and one sitcom about absolutely nothing… except interest rates, preapprovals, and why the underwriter needs ONE MORE DOCUMENT!
Two competing mortgage companies sharing the same sitcom? WORLDS ARE COLLIDING!
What’s the deal with mortgage rates anyway?!
Next up, THE GOLDEN GIRLS!
Featuring Krista DeStefano, Chelsea Megan, Elizabeth Johanson, and Britney Worsdale of Magnolia Closing Company!
Thank you for being a friend… and for fixing contracts, chasing down signatures, calming down agents, and making sure everyone actually gets paid!
Between the four of them, they’ve heard enough real estate drama to fill 180 episodes. The only difference is that instead of sitting around eating cheesecake, they’re sitting around waiting for the lender to send the closing package!
Day 9 is a wrap! Tomorrow we go back to embarrassing our agents. Our in-house vendors have suffered enough.
Today we’re featuring our in-house vendors! The people who help keep our transactions moving and somehow still answer the phone when our agents call for the 47th time asking, “Are we clear to close yet?”
First up, SEINFELD!
We’ve got Andy Yoerger and Damien Quevedo of Local Bank, alongside Zeudy and Patrick Mars of the Mars Team at Union Home Mortgage!
Four people, two companies, and one sitcom about absolutely nothing… except interest rates, preapprovals, and why the underwriter needs ONE MORE DOCUMENT!
Two competing mortgage companies sharing the same sitcom? WORLDS ARE COLLIDING!
What’s the deal with mortgage rates anyway?!
Next up, THE GOLDEN GIRLS!
Featuring Krista DeStefano, Chelsea Megan, Elizabeth Johanson, and Britney Worsdale of Magnolia Closing Company!
Thank you for being a friend… and for fixing contracts, chasing down signatures, calming down agents, and making sure everyone actually gets paid!
Between the four of them, they’ve heard enough real estate drama to fill 180 episodes. The only difference is that instead of sitting around eating cheesecake, they’re sitting around waiting for the lender to send the closing package!
Day 9 is a wrap! Tomorrow we go back to embarrassing our agents. Our in-house vendors have suffered enough.
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