Nikki Britton

Look, I lied. I’m not a psychologist. But this is the internet; a place where qualifications don’t matter. You can be anything you want here. So do you want to be happy? Yes? Good. Here’s the steps:
1) Gather some really great friends. The higher the collective diagnoses among them, the better. @merrickwatts should ring lead.
2) Free wine. Top quality. Heaps of it. All the colours.
3) Full festival site evacuation due to impending electrical storm. Perfect. Do it twice! Why not? Chuck in a power outage, obviously. You’re not an idiot. This will all make you reflect on how good you had it minutes earlier. You return with renewed vigour to drink even harder and cry at the beauty of a rainbow. Clock the metaphor!
4) Dinner
5) Force 50 strangers to dance in the rain with you as you shout “CLOCK THE METAPHOR”.
6) Go to the next @comedyinthevines or @grapesofmirth
7) Thank everyone involved including, the legends at @cherryhill_orchards and everyone who came along!
Yes! There’s 7 tips. I don’t care. 🌈❤️✨