Give them surprise by not going or performing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Procrastinate, and go on saturday
Don't use the mic they give. Bring your own mic.
Fart on the mic
Break a leg. Literally.
"Try to relax your anus."
you're the coolest kid in africa 😎
Do a flip
If you stutter just start making bad jokes to get confidence again and then follow it up by doing 10pushups
breathe really quick and shallow in 5 second intervals it gets you pumped
Invest in some pyro for your entrance.
Something about a picture of underwear. I don't really remember tbh