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Top Ten Thoughts Going Through Your Head Holding a Mickey Halloween Skeleton Gingerbread Cookie at the Grand Californian:
🔟 “Standing in a luxury hotel lobby paying twelve bucks for a mouse who decided to dress up as his own medical X-ray.”
9️⃣ “Trying to figure out how gingerbread made the legal jump from Santa’s workshop to a goth festival without consulting anyone.”
🎱 “Staring at Jack and Sally on a giant, hand-sculpted chocolate Spiral Hill and wondering what the cleaning crew does if the lobby temperature goes over seventy-two degrees.”
7️⃣ “Lining up your phone camera for twelve minutes to get the cookie perfectly in focus while tourists bump into your elbow.”
6️⃣ “Realizing the confectionery display behind you contains enough edible fondant to insulate a two-car garage in Burbank.”
5️⃣ “Taking your first bite of Mickey’s ear and feeling a brief, deeply irrational wave of animated guilt.”
4️⃣ “Debating whether a soft-baked gingerbread cookie counts as a balanced breakfast if you eat it before noon in the lobby.”
3️⃣ “Checking the skeleton bone frosting job just to see if Disney Imagineering hired actual orthopedic surgeons to pipe royal icing.”
2️⃣ “Wondering if it’s legally possible to be tackled by hotel
security if you try to take a discreet nibble off the base of Spiral Hill.”
And the Number One Thought Going Through Your Head Holding a Mickey Skeleton Gingerbread Cookie...
1️⃣ “Ears first.”
Top Ten Thoughts Going Through Your Head Holding a Mickey Halloween Skeleton Gingerbread Cookie at the Grand Californian:
🔟 “Standing in a luxury hotel lobby paying twelve bucks for a mouse who decided to dress up as his own medical X-ray.”
9️⃣ “Trying to figure out how gingerbread made the legal jump from Santa’s workshop to a goth festival without consulting anyone.”
🎱 “Staring at Jack and Sally on a giant, hand-sculpted chocolate Spiral Hill and wondering what the cleaning crew does if the lobby temperature goes over seventy-two degrees.”
7️⃣ “Lining up your phone camera for twelve minutes to get the cookie perfectly in focus while tourists bump into your elbow.”
6️⃣ “Realizing the confectionery display behind you contains enough edible fondant to insulate a two-car garage in Burbank.”
5️⃣ “Taking your first bite of Mickey’s ear and feeling a brief, deeply irrational wave of animated guilt.”
4️⃣ “Debating whether a soft-baked gingerbread cookie counts as a balanced breakfast if you eat it before noon in the lobby.”
3️⃣ “Checking the skeleton bone frosting job just to see if Disney Imagineering hired actual orthopedic surgeons to pipe royal icing.”
2️⃣ “Wondering if it’s legally possible to be tackled by hotel
security if you try to take a discreet nibble off the base of Spiral Hill.”
And the Number One Thought Going Through Your Head Holding a Mickey Skeleton Gingerbread Cookie...
1️⃣ “Ears first.”
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