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Jonathan Huntley

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Posted On: December 19th 2015, 05:33 pm

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TO THE GREAT PEOPLE OF COLORADO, GET OUT AND VOTE for these Great Patriots! They have my Complete and Total Endorsement and will never let you down! President DONALD J. TRUMP
🐒🔬🎃 SOCK MONKEY SCIENCE SATURDAY: THE SCIENCE OF TRICK-OR-TREATING! 🍬👻 After years of extremely questionable research, Professor Rita has finally discovered the scientific explanation for trick-or-treating! According to Sock Monkey Science, Halloween is the only night of the year when humans willingly give away perfectly good candy to strangers wearing suspicious outfits. 🤔 Rita has identified three important scientific principles: 🎃The Law of Candy Attraction: Candy is naturally attracted to cute costumes. Rita believes her button eyes generate an unusually powerful candy field. 🎃The Costume Transformation Theory: Rita can visit a house dressed as a witch, return as a pumpkin, and come back as a vampire. Scientifically, that's THREE different monkeys. THREE candy collections. PERFECTLY LEGAL! 👀 🎃The Law of Candy Conservation: Candy can neither be created nor destroyed. It can only be transferred from someone else's bowl into Rita's tummy. RITA'S SCIENTIFIC CONCLUSION: Halloween is basically a door-to-door candy distribution system operated by people who have completely lost control of their front porches. Her only remaining scientific question: If she rings the same doorbell 12 times wearing 12 different costumes, at what point does it become a police matter? HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! 🎃👻🍬🎃👻🍬🎃👻🍬🎃👻🍬🎃 #SockMonkeyScienceSaturday #ProfessorRita #TrickOrTreat #HalloweenScience #PlushieHalloween
Sunday's best 🌴
Putting a little Thriller in every move… and a little fear in anyone watching. 🧛🏻‍♀️🔥 Happy Halloween! Would you play with 💧🔥 for these shots? PC- @the.glistening 📍- @vegas Dance wear- @wearenowcollective borrowed from my girl @journeykayofficial 🖤 #kendalleighb #happyhalloween #vampire #creepycute #photography
So grateful love my people and this city 🍎
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