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welcome to skibidi toilet baku my dudes 🗣️‼️
Yamaha MT-03

$"Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it's my least favorite quality, it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." - Conan O'Brien 🍊 Never in my life would I ever think I would ever have the opportunity to meet Conan O'Brien - my hero, my role model, my idol - let alone on a random Sunday night and at Eden Park of all places!! I'm in a total state of euphoria, I still haven't fully processed that this has happened, it's actually insane. The man is so nice, incredibly thoughful and actually listened to what I had to say! They say "never meet your heroes," but I say choose your hero to be someone who wears a crocodile dundee hat and loves the Pilot Precise Grip Liquid Ink Rolling Ball Stick Pen in Bold Point. 😎 Conan puts his whole ass back into everything he does and gives it his all, his haka exuded so much mana and was wayyy better than mine and I aspire to be a fraction of who this man is 😭 I am so stoked I live in a modern world with cameras because if I didn't have an memorabilia of what happened that night, I would just simply ✨pass away✨ Like the fact that he took 50 seconds out of his busy schedule to say hi and sign my photo probably didn't mean much to him other than another (deranged) fan but this little interaction has made my entire year, nah strike that, this is a core moment of my life that I vow to never forget 😩 Also absolutely stoked to be a part of a Guinness World Record 🤙🤙 Anyways, I gotta thank the man Aaron @aaronbleyaert and the bro Ruby @rubysagarin for taking my photos and videos because I was so nervous yapping away I forgot to take a photo with Conan 📸😭 And yeah I do look like a potato in a lot of the photos but i dont care 😌😌 i met conebone69 #conan #conanobrien #conanobrienmustgo #teamcoco #starstruck by @2.min.noodles$

coming soon to terrorise a neighbourhood near you 🖤 by @2.min.noodles

Pt 2: Video of me mumbling through my words that I practiced in the shower the night before because I know I was gonna get star struck 😭😭 I GOT A FREAKING HUG ‼️‼️‼️

Thank you sm 📸 @rubysagarin 🫶🫶 by @2.min.noodles

Sunset ferries, fancy steak dinner, lego exhibit as a grown adult, ridiculously expensive mid pasta, juicy popeyes, mt hobson... yeah i'd say this break was worth it :) by @2.min.noodles

🥈IFC Futsal for the Business Bisons!! 🦬🦬 by @2.min.noodles

ok that went fast, too fast.

1. The Beach Boys have a special place in my heart, oldie but goodie
2. TBT 15, IFYKYK this time store bought cake with ice cream, no fresh cream around here. by @2.min.noodles

After 7 years of football... I FINALLY SCORED MY FIRST PROPER GOAL ‼️‼️‼️ to make it even better i got a FRIKEN HATTRICK (1. stomach shot, 2. wacked in the left and 3. top right babyyyy) 😍

this team is actually amazing and the support from them is unparalleled, i am honestly so lucky 🥰 LESSHHH GOOOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️

(ok i am not skill issued, i have played goalkeeper for the last 7 years... so no chances) by @2.min.noodles

🔆 Summer Break! 🔆

Now that I've moved in and haven't starved or food poisoned myself to death for a whole ass week, this is what I have been up to for summer!!

Err so we went to Kelly Tarltons Sealife and bought a $110 stuffed octopus to make our flat more 'homely' but like its ok cuz split hetween the 5 of us its only $22 each... and here's me giving our lord and saviour Pitbull an offering of said octopus.

Anyways over this summer I have inhaled too much gasoline fumes by watching karts and bikes go round and round in oddly shaped circles. I was obviously starstruck by the one and only f1 driver @liamlawson30 in Hamilton so ofc I had to take a selfie.. only to be caught on live TV like the poser I am 🫠🥲 (still worth it being like 3m away from him 😎)

Went on some lunch dates with friendsss 🥰

I went to Palmy to ride go karts and now my ego is inflated as I beat a grown ass man 😚😚

All in all, love Auckland esp being like a 10min walk away from Spark Arena 😈 and I can't wait for this year!! 🤩 by @2.min.noodles

2023🌇

Wow what a year this has been :) moving away to a big ass city and making new friends, studying, fifa womens world cup, charlie puth... and the list just goes on. Its actually insane that a whole ass year has passed and im thankful for everyone who has been through this with me :)) heres to 2024🍾 bring on the mojo dojo casa 😎 by @2.min.noodles

🥈not too shabby & some solid saves 🧤

Had so much fun with the commerce team, some of the girls are literally so talented but unfortunate we didnt come away with the win, also dont mind my game face... 🦬🦬

Also a rare sight 👀 a goalie shirt thats not mine and fits?? 😍😍😍 by @2.min.noodles

Last Sports Awards W

I actually polished my docs + i got my eyeliner working so im taking that as a win. @gracieebsmith you bought all ur culture awards people in on tuesday so dont acuse me. by @2.min.noodles

Jemma

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