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Juan Ramón

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Father | Army Veteran | Writer 📚| BJJ🥋 🟫🟫⬛️🟫 | Judo 🟫🟫🟫🟫

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“Men must be either caressed or annihilated.” - Niccolò Machiavelli. With Mexican ground karate you can do both at the same time. #fyp #jiujitsu #judo #philosophy #bjj by @anomalous_ursine

He’s right. I’ll never be a super saiyan at this rate. How will I be the strongest in my bloodline like this? Every round you take off makes you 2% more gay. It’s science. 22lbs down 15 to go. #fyp #jiujitsu #judo #bjjlife #gymlife by @anomalous_ursine

Damn….anyways, at least jiu jitsu/judo/MMA will never leave me. I do want my dog back though... #fyp #jiujitsu #toxica #latina #badbunny by @anomalous_ursine

This is who my girl be yelling at because he keeps tweaking her nipples, biting her butt too hard, and peeing on her leg in the shower. Just a sweet, innocent little boy being persecuted for his hobbies. 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 #childhood #justaboy #livelaughlove #fyp #followｍe by @anomalous_ursine

People always talk about how the magic of our childhood is gone. How the world has changed, how things just don’t feel the same anymore. But then Halloween comes around. The costumes, the decorations, the kids running through the streets, the crisp autumn air. And for one night, the world feels like it did when we were kids.
For one night, the world stops, and magic is still there.
We just forgot how to see it. by @anomalous_ursine

Who am I kidding I would cross the street if I saw him coming my way. Kids are mean af. #fyp #jiujitsu #judo #bjjlife #mma by @anomalous_ursine

Fall. You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the immortal snail guard and I have come for you. #fyp #jiujitsu #bjj #viralinstagramreelsvideo♥️ #judo by @anomalous_ursine

“I have given you authority to overcome all the power of the enemy.” - Luke 10:19. Get back to work we have mofos to outlive and graves to piss on. #bjj #judo #christian #fyp #motivation by @anomalous_ursine

Who the hell are they to mess with my kung fu...welp time to update my Indeed resume #fyp #jiujitsu #bjj #blackpeople #judo by @anomalous_ursine

When you have a great jiu jitsu class but then the imposter syndrome hits hard. #jiujitsu #fyp #viralinstagramreelsvideo♥️ relatable #bjj by @anomalous_ursine

When you’re getting car jacked at 5:57 but jiu jitsu/judo begins 6:00 #jiujitsu #fyp #bjj #relatable #bjjlife by @anomalous_ursine

Coach teaching new clients vs. regulars. #fyp #bjj #jiujitsu #republicadominicana #santodomingo by @anomalous_ursine