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nick malone

@clinicallydabest

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Full of vitamin silly! 👹
Schlock jock on thot topics podcast
Baby's first novel ⬇️
@dgnrt_updates

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🧑‍🍳➡️🔜 2026 TREND REPORT. UZE IT, DON'T LOOZE IT! TIME'S A TICKIN'!

Plus Page One (1) of My Novel presented as god intended. SEE U in 2020-SEX! 🙏🙏🤡🤡 YEAR OF THE HORSE BABY! by @clinicallydabest

We did it guys. We wrote a book! 😁 I wrote the first words for this FOUR YEARS AGO, almost to the day. Thank god for @storystudio_chicago and @lindsaydevon or this little idea I had when I was 23 would be dead in my google drive instead of being my favorite thing I've ever made and probably the one thing I've worked the hardest on in my whole life. A little over 85K words later it has a beginning, middle, and end.

I hope you can read it soon but I sure as fuck won't be for at least another two weeks! YAY!!!!! I'M FREE!!!!!!! @dgnrt_updates by @clinicallydabest

2025 TREND REPORT ⏰⏩
CAN U KEEP UP??? 👁️🍻 IF U SNOOZE, I FEAR U'LL LOOZE! by @clinicallydabest

Things Apple Loved:
-sparkly pom poms
-the radiator
-drinking cereal milk
-his little blue couch by the window
-company
-being orange
-rubbing his teeth on everything
-being scratched under the chin and in his ears
-friskies party mix
-hooking his claws under the couch and sliding himself around on his back (??)
-tiny pieces of ham
-staying in one place for a long time, as long as you were there too

We lost our sweet baby yesterday without any warning. It's very likely that he was struggling with congestive heart failure for the 4 years we knew him-- but he was such a tough guy that he'd learned to live with difficult breathing and a weird heart rate. I can't put into words how much Apple meant to me-- anyone who met him knew he was special, intuitive, emotional and kind. He'd just had his 7th birthday and deserved so much more time than he was given. I love him so much and losing my little best friend has me in total agony. I can only hope that when I was holding him and he saw his life, he saw something happy and peaceful and safe. I'd do anything to kiss his paws one more time.

Apple, we love you, and please come visit soon. by @clinicallydabest

Jee! Sus! Walks! With Me 👌👌👌 by @clinicallydabest

Marrying him next month 🫡👰‍♂️ by @clinicallydabest

Feedin the beast 👹 by @clinicallydabest

🚨2024 TREND REPORT 🚨
Much change is on the horizon... don't get left behind or your ass is GRASS!! 👏🧑‍🍳 by @clinicallydabest

ATTENTION LADIES AND GAY MEN AND ROUGHLY 30 STRAIGHT GUYS:
We are approaching the 150th episode of Thot Topics and have a very special guerrilla podcasting event planned-- but we need YOUR help! TEXT US at 312-772-2592 with any topic for us to discuss, literally anything, and we will get to the truth of the matter in a very... unique locale. TEXT NOW, LOOK ALIVE, ACT FAST!
312-772-2592 by @clinicallydabest

If u need me I'm still hiding in the same spots 💝💝 Need A/C babe... by @clinicallydabest

He said yes, they said yas 🤠💍

second half of the engaygement complete. thank you to all my girls

and thank you to @molldolldesigns for working with me to make obi's beautiful ring ❤️❤️❤️ by @clinicallydabest

First we got engaged
Then we got falafel
Then we got crunk

I love you forever and thank you for knowing me well enough to give me something so perfect @oberonwaters by @clinicallydabest