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🍩🤫🏠 Hello everyone,

Recently we’ve had a run-in with a gang of wannabe cat burglars who have been breaking into our bar for the last couple of weeks. I walk in every Monday to find the three of them drunk and half asleep on the bar, and when they see me, they’re always begging for a job.

Apparently they’re unemployable. Something about being in prison since the 1950s (which I don’t think is even possible, since they’re clearly in their thirties), and all they know how to do is shake drinks and break into things. They’re literally jerks.

Since these idiots keep asking for a job and I feel bad for them, we thought we’d give them a shot. For one night only, they’ll be running our bar.

They’re called “Donut Dipshit Hut” @donutsecrethouse or something like that. I don’t know. They have a thing for candy, cakes.

Anyway, come see them Monday, October 12th, from 7PM to midnight and give them your money so we can get it back from them after the cops show up.

$12 cocktails. $6 boilermakers. Three morons behind the bar together? Priceless.

@rhiannanonana and @tiny_crimes_ will be supervising, mostly for insurance purposes.

Walk-ins only. Swim-up bar. 21+. Not that any of this matters. Nobody’s reading a post this god damn long anyway.

ONE NIGHT ONLY. AGAINST OUR BETTER JUDGMENT. @e_w_flynn_ @dadswap @coochie_cavatelli taken in Hell or High Water Tiki by @hellorhightiki

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6 days ago

This is your every-other-day reminder to come see us be dorks at @hellorhightiki monday Oct. 12th from 7-close.
Free crayons will be available in a variety of flavors, with vegan & dairy-free options available. The drinks are also affordable. by @hellorhightiki

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7 days ago

Me n peanut 2 by @hellorhightiki

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a month ago

; a memoir
📸: @tiny_crimes_ by @hellorhightiki

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2 months ago

At an illegal pool party during the pandemic I took this cool shirt off and tried to throw it to friends on a balcony above me and the wind took it away forever. by @hellorhightiki

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3 months ago

Me n sassy
📸: @jfierberg
📍: @semipreciousdrinks by @hellorhightiki

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4 months ago

Y2K AF by @hellorhightiki

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5 months ago

You may hate it, but you gotta respect it.
Applications open now!
Link in @siddsy_ ‘s bio, or DM or email Sid@occidentalbar.com for link.
Apps due by 5/11
Comp on 5/25

Special Thanks to
@patron @bacardi @jamesonus @absolutvodka @malibudrinksus @kyrodistillery by @hellorhightiki

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6 months ago

We didn’t end up taking the W, but we had a fucking good time doing it. We’re so inspired by everyone that participated and are super excited to bring a first formal popup home to Denver. Stay tuned, we’ll have an exciting announcement coming 💋 taken in San Francisco, California by @hellorhightiki

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7 months ago

life update by @hellorhightiki

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7 months ago

a mansion has many rooms by @hellorhightiki

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9 months ago

life update by @hellorhightiki

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9 months ago