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Dorkota Ray Hebert

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The last part is super cheesy lol but what am I supposed to do, just LET my dog HOWL without UTILIZING said howl in one of my ADVERTISEMENTS?!?! Come to my show JOKEBOOK on WED SEPT 2 at 6PM and let’s get riffy with it. 🤘🏼🙂‍↕️ • • • #jokebook #jokes #comedy #riff #livestandupcomedy by @dakota_raymond
PLS DONATE TO RIVERSDALE COMMUNITY ASSOCIATION (and if not ours, then pls donate to yours and/or volunteer!) #yxe #riversdale #volunteer #fundraiser #community by @dakota_raymond
Brb, climbing a mountain. 🏔️🧗‍♀️ by @dakota_raymond
When I’m not w my kids, I’m workin’ away. And when I’m workin’ away, I’m learnin’ how to be fancy. by @dakota_raymond
A smarter person would have planned this better but as of 2 days ago I’ve been doing comedy for 10 years. Here’s some cool shit I’ve done in that time that I’m proud of. This was the first set I ever did, September 21 2016. I did 5 minutes about getting anal swabbed at a sexual health clinic I front of my parents. This hat had my Instagram handle monogrammed on it and I wore it every day for a year because I thought it was going to be my “brand”. Sometimes I miss not knowing that I don’t know anything. Baby’s first taping was for OutTV in 2022. Don’t watch it, it’s bad. This picture is so low quality because it was taken while the set was playing on the tvs at Woodys 52 seconds before the finale of season 14 of Drag Race, and at the time I thought it was really cool that I was the lead in to a drag race finale, and honestly I still think that, this was great On a whim I auditioned for 1 Queen 5 Queers. I talked in my tape about being asexual, and they put me on the episode about kinks and fetishes. They had to pause filming twice because I made the crew laugh too hard. I am only right now realizing that I’m wearing the same outfit that I wore for the OutTV taping and I want to hurl myself into traffic. We’re best friends, but I saved her number in my old phone, smh. I spent a month hand stoning this jacket for New Wave of Standup in Vancouver. The jacket performed better than I did if I’m being honest. But baby still booked it, idc. There was a time when i preformed without sunglasses or a blue Smokey eye and I feel naked Babys first JFL. I had a La Belle Province bacon cheese dog twice a day for 3 nights straight. And then I did too much coke at the netflix party and almost slept through the New Faces encore show at 7 the next evening. It's a marathon, not a sprint. Meg is the best agent in the world. I went home and cried after she signed me, and then cried for the next 3 years about how hard she makes me work, but I try my best to keep up with her because I want to stay in her good books for when she inevitably takes over the world. I knew my first album was going to be called “Clever, Hip, and Scary!” and have artwork inspired by the Scream poster 5 by @dakota_raymond
TORONTO, DOES ANYONE HAVE A SHOW I CAN HOP ON MON SEPT 28 or TUES SEPT 29, I FUCKED UP BOOKING SOME FLIGHTS AND NOW IM GONNA BE THERE, ANYWAYS, PLS LMK! by @dakota_raymond
A moment of reflection. 🤘🏼🥰 #comedy #reflection #travel #humanity #garbage by @dakota_raymond
NYC FRIENDOS!!! RUN, DO NOT WALK, TO 59E59 THEATRES and watch this play!!! It was written by my friend and gifted writer @dasenpearce, and let me tell ya, it is so fun, and so heartfelt, and it contains some beautiful messages that I literally needed to hear, and I wish I could go watch it again and again but I can’t, SO YOU NEED TO GO FOR ME PLEASE! It runs until Oct. 10; claim your seat while you still can! 😍 Stephen, thank you again for the invite! I super duper loved the show, and I hope it has the most super successful run, and I hope it gets picked up on all the stages. Incredible work. 🥹😍💖 by @dakota_raymond
oh my gourd by @dakota_raymond
LOOK WHO’S TALKING! #surprisepregnancy #plan #entrepreneur #comedy #baby by @dakota_raymond
IT TURNED OUT THAT TWO JUGS OF LIQUID DETERGENT FELL OFF THE WASHING MACHINE AND TRIGGERED THE FLOOD ALARM. So everything is fine. (kinda.) Also I didn’t buy the ice cream, that was a lie, @ilovefarideh did, and we went for a funner reason, I’m just TRYING TO GET USED TO POSTING SHIT AGAIN, CUZ EVERYONE WANTS TO WATCH REELS. #icecream #cigarette #stresseating #homeownership #Tide by @dakota_raymond
MILLENIAL THINGS, AMIRITE?! #spiderman #garfield #standupcomedy #crowdwork #jokebook by @dakota_raymond

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