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transsexual PDX drag artist for the gender confused and identity secure
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Hap Hazard at Peach Fuzz on October 23, 2026 by @haphazard_pdx

They're hereeeeeeeeeeeeee !!
Say hello to part 1 of 3 of our cast announcements!
Our spines are tingling and our heebies are jeebied with excitement for this sickening and spooky cast!
We have an incredible mix of burlesque, drag, stunts, sillies, and of course, HORROR, waiting for you THIS SATURDAY, October 24th at 10pm, only at Funhouse Lounge! by @haphazard_pdx

Meet your cast for THE HYRULE BALL: A Zelda-Inspired Dance Party, 11.6.26! 🪈🧚🏽 These local powerhouses are going to be delivering an absolute masterpiece of a show. Filled with deep cuts, fan service galore, and your favorite moments of Zelda lore served with the Tri-fierce of Slay.

Do you have your tickets yet for Portland’s biggest gaming nightlife event of the year? Don’t miss out! Tickets are moving quick, and they’ll be moving quicker soon enough. Grab yours now at startheaterportland.com (link in bio)
#pdx #pdxnow #zelda #fyp #trending by @haphazard_pdx

Opening Night of Beetlejuice LIVE! A stage reading and Sing-a-Long! (Two nights only!) don’t miss your chance! PLUS another weekend of Stranger Things the Musical Parody (added shows due to Popular demand, THANK YOU for being so demanding!)

This month we also have your new favorite Drag and Variety show CENTER OF ATTENTION!
Hosted by @haphazard_pdx

Comedy this weekend!

“Roast Battle Portland” every weekend on the first 3 Thursdays of the month and the fourth Friday! 🔥
@roastbattleportland
Hosted by @camstrongiscool

Every weekend we have our long running Midnight Mic, a late night comedy open mic! 🎤 FREE ADMISSION
Hosted by @getfunnyordiebombing

Link to tickets: https://www.funhouselounge.com

SORRY WE’RE CLOSED THIS THURSDAY, Maybe it’s time to rewatch Beetlejuice?

#funhouseloungepdx #pdxshows by @haphazard_pdx

Life is hard but it's made so much easier by the community you keep around you.

Thank you to everyone who came to @haus.of.marx 's first drag picnic. Can't wait to roll out all the programming we've been planning for the end of the year and 2027!

Pics from @jacjac.png

#dragfamily #draghaus #pdxdrag #portlanddrag #thingstodoinportland by @haphazard_pdx

Ladies, gentlemen, and those outside that arbitrary binary!!! Announcing our cast for our next installment of Center of Attention: Horror Icons!!!
We have a scary amazing cast waiting to chill and thrill you to the bone
Get your tickets now!! Before the creatures of the night snatch them all!!! (tickets at link in bio, or $7 ~CASH~ at the door)
co-host:
@miss_kara_loff
cast:
@tonotherapper
@itsjustoatmeal
@arakna_rexia_romanoff
@___karlamarx
@sauvageposse
@hibiscuslust
@where.is.ripper.exe
@glambo.pdx AND @monatrombona
vendor:
@ghostpoot by @haphazard_pdx

[FLYER CORRECTION POST] ✨
PEACH FUZZ HALLOWEEN (PEACHOWEEN, FUZZOWEEN, TRANNY-WEEN, WHATEVER) IS COMING IN HOT 🎉🧡🔥🎃🏳️‍⚧️

Come in costume to Peach Fuzz 10/23 and receive $5 off the door price - Anyone who already bought presale will be reimbursed if they come in costume 🎃❤️‍🔥

Our 💯% trans and nonbinary cast is bringing their blood, guts, and gore to the Great Notion Brewery on the fourth Friday of the month🩸❤️‍🔥 I can’t wait for you all to see what this cast has in store!!! #halloween #costumeparty #peachfuzzdragshow #trans #nonbinary by @haphazard_pdx

my beautiful plastic bits, gameboard pieces, and various dolls and action figures cast from this past Saturday!!
thank you to everybody who came to see my silly little show, you all truly make each show spectacular!!!

and thank you to my incredibly talented cast and crew!

lights and sound (not pictured 😭)
@clover.rae_
vendors
@boxxed.artworks and @cirque_du_slayy
performers
@cade.mov
@ryanstone2003
@rx.barb
@mr.peenut.pdx
@the_captain_pdx
@auntgore AND @theoddramonstar and their Sweetface child
@benny.drill
@luzdeluna.xx
@sunshinesroom
@puta.grosera
and our very special fluffer, Bimboza!!
doors and tip marionette
@suekcoxpdx
and peep that beautiful poster in the top left, by the one and only @tga_leylo by @haphazard_pdx

come on down to funhouse lounge THIS SATURDAY 9.26 for a fun-filled variety show all about TOYS!!!

✨ CENTER OF ATTENTION ✨
hosted by @haphazard_pdx 🎪

and featuring:
🎠 @luzdeluna.xx
🎠 @auntgore
🎠 @ryanstone2003
🎠 @sunshinesroom
🎠 @the_captain_pdx
🎠 @mr.peenut.pdx
🎠 @puta.grosera
🎠 @cade.mov
🎠 @benny.drill

with vending by @hottboxx9000 & @cirque_du_slayy !!

see you there! 💋

#pdxdrag #funhouselounge #dragportland #centerofattention #dragpdx by @haphazard_pdx

feeling alive again after performing the past 2 days, I've really missed it and can't wait to show you what I have in store the rest of this month (and the next!)
fresh paint 📸 by @aaron_yogurt139
blue 💇🏼‍♀️ styled by @tytheresewigs (I finally got to wear her!!!!!) by @haphazard_pdx

🪩 MEET THE CAST (1 of 4) 🪩

This Sunday night at Suki’s 2 on Hawthorne! We are celebrating the 21st anniversary of “A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out” by having a Panic At The Disco DRAG-AOKE party: DISCO FEVER…part two!

This year is going to be even BIGGER & BETTER than last year’s festivities! More performers, bigger talents, insane line-ups, more surprises…you don’t want to miss this party!

Here is a sneak peek at some of the drag artists you’ll get to see perform in the 10PM DRAG SHOW this Sunday night (9/27) 🪩:

⭐️ MS. GENDER @msgendr
⭐️ CAPTAIN MUNCH @the_captain_pdx
⭐️ HAP HAZARD @haphazard_pdx
⭐️ CAMELOT CONTRARY @camelotcontrarypdx
⭐️ MAX HYSTERIA @maxhysteriaofficial
⭐️ ESQUIRE DRAMATICA @3m0t10n4lsupp0rtqu33n

Disco Fever Part Two is THIS SUNDAY NIGHT, September 27th. Karaoke starts at 9:00pm. Drag shows at 10 & 11pm. No cover charge. Only at Suki’s 2 at 3006 SE HAWTHORNE BLVD in Portland Oregon. Stay tuned & follow @drag.aoke for more cast announcements & upcoming themes!

Drag-aoke Sunday’s @ Suki’s 2
Hosted by @kherryokay
Drinks by @redsofja
Food by @lascazuelasreyes
📍 @sukis_ii
3006 SE HAWTHORNE BLVD by @haphazard_pdx

It’s gonna be a SPLASH 🫟

@freshpaintportland at Badlands is buckets of fun and this week is gonna leave you soaking 🥴 The freshest performers in Portland take to the stage to show off everything they’re capable of just for you 👀 Host of the show, and decorated local legend @theriodiehl calls the shots and casts the show with entertainers ready to burst forth. See performances tonight from:

Vinny Vex
@headless.whoresman
@mr.peenut.pdx
@tonotherapper
@its.the.cyprus
@bazel.gaggenau and
@haphazard_pdx

The show is ready to explode, so come witness it firsthand while these performers give you everything 🤩 Directly following the show is dance time with fresh and iconic pop blasted by @pleasurecruise 🪩

Pour some gasoline on these flames so they can roar 🔥 Tonight at #badlandspdx by @haphazard_pdx