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Co Creator: mathturbator
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Posted On: September 16th 2024, 10:05 pm
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robatch 4 months ago

robatch

My Turkish wife studied chemical engineering in university, and she's very much a follow the rules kinda person. First time we flew to the States together and she filed out that card she said to me... Rob, it's asking if I have ever made a b0mb or know how to make one. The chemical compounds for TNT is pretty straight forward. Lie, I told her. For the love of god And your children... Just F-ing lie!

rssenna a year ago

rssenna

My cousin worked in Suadi, would get €10k in €100 notes, remove 1 note before he came home so €9900 🤣

lupusqueen_ a year ago

lupusqueen_

lol I saw where this was going and started laughing immediately because if there’s ever a day where I’m checking “Yes” to that question I’m going to be checking it from a 1st class fully laid back bed , seat. Champagne in one hand and a pimp in my other

jenn_hat a year ago

jenn_hat

I can’t focus on anything but your carpet camo shoes. Love them!

amykhoo12 2 years ago

amykhoo12

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

julie.ash.946 2 years ago

julie.ash.946

This is a really elaborate way to inform a room full of people that you’re almost seven inches (still never gonna happen lol)

zerena_hoofs 2 years ago

zerena_hoofs

U dummy 😂😂😂

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