Watts Camera Action Limited

DIRECTOR: Abbey, you see that shot in Stanley Kubrirk's The shining where Danny was riding a tricycle down a corridor?

ABBEY: Ehen?

DIRECTOR: I want to recreate it!

ABBEY: Ah bros, we need the corridor, the tricycle, the carpet...

Abbey's phone beeps. He has just received a bank alert.

ABBEY: oohh bros, this one can't even buy the tricycle nau.

DIRECTOR: Abbey, find a way and make it work. Don't spoil this feem o!

ABBEY: (Barely audible) This is why I don't like picking this man's call!

As Abbey walks away, the director dials a number on his phone.

DIRECTOR: ldan himself, who be industrial light and magic where you dey? Hafana? You know that shot in Shutter island?..wait first lemme explain nau. No,we will cut from the Medium to a CU of the father, then cut back to the medium so you can.. ehn.. you say? (dialogue is indistinct)

Shout out to everyone, cast and crew who played along. The genius was you, the errors were mine.