Posted On: October 30th 2024, 02:19 am
New York City Goals:
✅Order bagels and worry about how you pronounce bagels
✅Stand in Grand Central Station and contemplate the passage of time
✅Discuss tenement air shafts at length
✅Pretend to have a shellfish allergy
✅Consider the manpower it took to build the subway system
✅Have a haunted experience at the Port Authority
✅Accidentally walk into traffic a few times
✅Watch your friend thread her luggage onto a turnstile somehow
✅Laugh until you cry
✅Celebrate your big brother
✅Celebrate friendship
✅Celebrate Cole Escola
✅Celebrate your friend wearing the most stunning blazer two nights in a row
✅Drink cocktails
✅Dine on the sidewalk
✅Eat black and white cookies while dressed in black and white
✅Get insulted by a stranger
✅Get complimented by a stranger and debate if it was actually an insult
✅Almost get swindled but just once
✅Drink a couple pints of light and dark at McSorely’s
✅Stumble upon a working pay phone
✅Sit on a lips couch
✅Worry you’re inconveniencing New Yorkers at all times
✅Toast to the good life over and over and over