Google Sharma

Subah subah mai aur meri behen chai treats pe baithe the. It was the usual - Google ko sabse zyada pyaar kaun karta hai?” “Iss ghar ka sabse todu insaan kaun hai” - types..

Ab mera toh aapko pata hai, josh mein aake muh se gaali-galoch, I mean, sachai hi nikal jaati hai. Maine bhi josh mein bol diya, “Didi, aap hi number 1 ho! Baki sab toh ek number ke chor hain!”

Aur phir, peeche se achanak awaz aayi. Maine mud ke dekha toh saale, bade Sharma Saab Khade the, aankhen aise ghur rahe the ki Chomper tight ho gaye mere.

Uske baad toh pucho mat, unhone mujhe daboch liya, maa behen ki karte hue bole, “Saale! Khana khilaoon main, potty uthaoon main, nahlauun main, aur pyaar ke time pe tujhe behen dikh rahi hai?

Batao yaar, pyaar ka inn sab cheezon se kya lena dena

Bas, fir kya tha.. unhone mere aage ke do daant aise tode jaise koi pista ya badam ho. Ek saamne ka, aur ek baaju ka.

Par Ab main lag raha hoon ekdum ghar ka member, ‘I-Y-K-Y-K’ . Jaise main aur mera bhai ek hi maalik ke bacche ho…