Posted On: September 30th 2025, 10:32 am
got something to celebrate (or commiserate)?
our function room is open for business, just in time for the silly season.
no hire fee, just a bar tab minimum. you hit the spend, the room is yours. simple as that.
you’ll get your own bartender, DJ facilities, and a big screen to throw on whatever chaos you like. bring your own food, bring your own catering, bring your own balloons, bring your own nana. fuck it.
perfect for staff parties, christmas blowouts, birthdays, weddings, funerals, divorces, or that “one last hurrah” before someone moves to london.
slide into our DMs, hit us up at the bar or send us an email (located in bio) to lock it in.
12pm-1am, 7 day