9 months agoMen love bragging about size until a badass bitch got a bigger back than them-- run, stick man, run! My bestie's muscles could launch a tax paying adult across an ocean like a toothpick, and I'd be waiting on the other side with a bolt gun and a band saw. Bring a witness to the function so they can help the cops find what's left of your skinny bitch body after we're done, and tell them my girl is off the market unless you're 'yours truly.' XXX
