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Shonda

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Posted On: February 7th 2026, 12:45 am

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Please get out the country… I’m begging you. Trip, trial run, or full relocation — have a Plan B! The way things are set up right now? Whew! Panama, I’ll see you again real soon.

#panamá #expats #expatlife #moveabroad

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8 months ago

rodeo_and_wilshire

LOVE this for you! We have to catch up 💕

Woman Accused of Flashing Jehovah’s Witnesses and Offering Them a Taste of Her “Forbidden Fruit”

BENTONVILLE, Ark. — A local woman is facing a misdemeanor charge after police say she exposed herself to two Jehovah’s Witnesses who knocked on her door Saturday morning.

According to a police report, 32-year-old Marla Jensen answered the door in a robe, argued with the visitors about religion, then opened it to expose her nude body and offered to let them taste her “forbidden fruit.”

The witnesses fled from the doorstep and contacted police. Officers said Jensen admitted she acted intentionally because she “wanted to shock them” and was tired of people coming to her home uninvited.

Jensen was cited for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct. She is scheduled to appear in court next month.

The @brewers watch party went wild after the Bauers homer!

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Shonda

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