Sorry I missed your call, I was busy drinking too much coffee/walking for miles and miles/meeting dogs/laughing until my stomach hurt/writing scary stories at midnight on my phone/reminding myself why I do all this.
Love love love!
Watch out--there's a nondescript guy standing outside the phone booth...with a knife...you don't even notice as you drunkenly chat with your...dad??...and put more quarters in...
...and then....