Posted On: April 18th 2026, 06:32 am
Happy Birthday Elizabeth!! Can’t believe you are 23!! So old!! Haha 😆 23 years ago I was drinking margaritas and staying up all night dancing and partying… and having a child was literally the furthest thing from my mind. (Same as now) 5 years later my life changed and I found you… a foster kid who loved Hannah Montana and Apple Bottom Jeans, intense hiking, working on cars, caring for dogs with underbites, and climbing on roof tops… you have always given me a run for my money. Remember getting chased down an alleyway?! Thank you for so many calories burned Elle… and so much love and laughter (now that you’re not a total terror!) So proud of you and all that you have overcome. You have the ability to both entertain me with your storytelling abilities while amazing me with your kindness towards the tiniest creatures. But you’ve got to stop letting your sister hit on stoned waiters… so gross! And soooo I asked AI to make me an inch taller than you - sorry girl!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my first not born. Thanks for showing up even when I shut down my ATM. Love you. Not sure if you’ll see this as I don’t go on TikTok much.
Xoxo “Mom”