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Posted On: May 26th 2026, 09:18 pm
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Tired of refreshing the lottery page like a obsessed maniac? Ready to stop second-guessing your training plan? Want to lock in 3 or 4 of the most iconic, absolutely epic endurance races before they're gone?
Grand Slam/Triple Crown registration closes THIS SUNDAY, MAY 31ST (link in bio!).
Here's why you should stop procrastinating:
✅ The ultimate challenge – 200-300 miles per event across deserts, forests, mountains, and alpine basins. Sleep deprivation included. (You're welcome?)
✅ Save serious cash – More $ for recovery snacks (you'll need them).
✅ Skip the lottery drama – No more F5 key muscle strain. You're in. Done. Locked in.
✅ Plan like a boss – Register now, train for months, actually sleep, maybe shower.
✅ Transfer flexibility – Plans change. Life happens. You've got TWO YEARS to shuffle things around (not just one).
It's basically a spa day, but with more blisters and existential dread.
LET'S GO. Your future self — the one covered in dirt, delirious, and somehow smiling — will thank you. Link in bio!
Grand Slam/Triple Crown registration closes THIS SUNDAY, MAY 31ST (link in bio!).
Here's why you should stop procrastinating:
✅ The ultimate challenge – 200-300 miles per event across deserts, forests, mountains, and alpine basins. Sleep deprivation included. (You're welcome?)
✅ Save serious cash – More $ for recovery snacks (you'll need them).
✅ Skip the lottery drama – No more F5 key muscle strain. You're in. Done. Locked in.
✅ Plan like a boss – Register now, train for months, actually sleep, maybe shower.
✅ Transfer flexibility – Plans change. Life happens. You've got TWO YEARS to shuffle things around (not just one).
It's basically a spa day, but with more blisters and existential dread.
LET'S GO. Your future self — the one covered in dirt, delirious, and somehow smiling — will thank you. Link in bio!
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