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Posted On: July 21st 2026, 05:18 pm
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Jared, some say YOU are now a Fordham ALUM!
You learn something new everyday—today we learn that Jared allegedly knows how to ride a bike, and even enjoys doing so in his free time! You might also be relieved to learn that despite his recent graduation from Fordham University, Jared will be available via walk. He is amendable to several locations as long as a park (preferably unnamed) is involved.
From now on FCRH mock will have to live with a Jared-sized hole missing from our program. We will miss your hostile crosses, hilarious banter with witnesses, and most of all your grandpaness. I for one will miss tweaking with you in the back of the ram van while lost in the woods at midnight with a carsick Mark directing our ram van driver out of the Catskills.
Jared, it’s been real. It’s been fun. I would even go as far as to say that it has been real fun. We love you and we wish you the best of luck moving forward!
You learn something new everyday—today we learn that Jared allegedly knows how to ride a bike, and even enjoys doing so in his free time! You might also be relieved to learn that despite his recent graduation from Fordham University, Jared will be available via walk. He is amendable to several locations as long as a park (preferably unnamed) is involved.
From now on FCRH mock will have to live with a Jared-sized hole missing from our program. We will miss your hostile crosses, hilarious banter with witnesses, and most of all your grandpaness. I for one will miss tweaking with you in the back of the ram van while lost in the woods at midnight with a carsick Mark directing our ram van driver out of the Catskills.
Jared, it’s been real. It’s been fun. I would even go as far as to say that it has been real fun. We love you and we wish you the best of luck moving forward!
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