Matt Pennington

see last slide: Life was better when urinals went all the way to the ground. We’ve lost the sense of class that made Americana special, bathrooms setup for being so goddamn drunk they can’t trust you to piss anywhere but straight down.
only thing we can do about it now is come to my headlining show 8/8 at the ottobar
tickets are only $10. link in bio
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