Posted On: August 27th 2026, 09:31 pm
The Orange Swamp Goblin not sufficiently satisfied to bring economic, environmental and the suffering of pointless wars upon the planet has once again returned to its passion for name changing. Henceforth we are commanded to refer to Lake Ontario as that most glorious body of fresh water Lake America (loud peal of Imperial trumpets reminiscent of a flatulent billionaire) under threat of decapitation or at the very least greater economic sanctions. Oh to have such spare time for the naming of bodies of water that already had quite satisfactory and useful names. Still the Orange Swamp Goblin has spoken so we all must obey!
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