Jake

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dappz__

Get out of his way

shaneanderson98

midas_jaw

Could you say the line please ?

ksaw.bona

Yet he's such a genuine guy ❤️‍🩹

captainshiga

The people are obsessed with you huh 🤦‍♂️

jeremylardani

I’m trying, but as a layman, this is hard to understand.

stuffscaredchris

One time I found a plain black hat, I put it on, and within five minutes I was arrested for identity theft for trying to impersonate a famous person. Thankfully, Malcolm saw it happen and told the cops I was just a guy trying on a hat, and I wasn’t trying anything. They didn’t believe him until he asked them “hey guys, is this case… open or closed?” And they laughed and let me free. Malcolm Kelner: Actor. Bartender. Guardian of the Innocent.

_bobbyaustin

🐐🐐🐐🐐

thebartenderfromobsessionfan

black hat > white hat