Posted On: August 31st 2026, 08:52 am
hello i know you all have been DYING to get a post out of me so i finally grew a pair and did it hope you enjoy
this one’s pretty self explanatory i had been growing my hair for like a year and a half and then just cut it but don’t worry i’ll be growing it back EVEN LONGER!
the only high school yearbook photo i like and it’s my LAST!!! wah wah wah i think i look good and nobody can tell me otherwise
top left is the plane ride to our connecting airport, top middle is under a bridge in the town of banff, bottom left is moraine lake, and the one on the right was at the banff gondola from the top and overlooking a nearby mountain
yeah i NEED to stop procrastinating on the canada photos and ESPECIALLY THE GERMANY ONES im really proud of them too i can’t wait to show you all
THEY ARE VERY CUTE AND CUDDLY
AND THEY GOT SO BIG SO FAST IT MAKES ME SAD
:( BENNYS A BIG CHUBSTER BECAUSE HE EATS HIS SISTERS FOOD (i think dixon is mentoring him)
i can’t stop giggling at dixons pathetic attempt to sit in the kitten tower thing. he’s so fat and big that his fat folds hang off the sides of it and he don’t gaf at all.
IM ALSO STILL SHOCKED AT HOW MUCH NICER DIXON IS TO THE KITTENS THAN SHELBY IS BECAUSE SHELBYS A SUPER NICE AND CARING KITTY AND DIXONS A BIG MEAN BOY BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN NOW HES NOT AND HES THE OPPOSITE
can you tell that i like that photo
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i’m sure none of you saw that first word and thought of the tv show. in fact i’m sure only two of you are actually reading these captions and the rest of you are just hungry dogs swiping through my photos at an alarmingly fast pace. to that i say: put the phone down and go outside for a bit and breathe
ethan is our darling baby boy with borderline narcolepsy and is out like a lightbulb as soon as the lightbulb is out
matthew and keian are my goats too and deserve recognition despite us not hanging out much this summer
ME AND RYAN AND DYLAN AND SOME OF OUR FRIENDS SPENT HOURS ON THIS SHOW AND DESPITE A FEW TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES IT ENDED UP WORKING GREAT THANKS TO RYANS EXPERTISE IN LIGHTING DE