Been on a huge huge surf kick lately . Thank you for this
๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐
๐๐
The Sentinels. That album is so KILLER
![Touting her overall cruelty and particular delight at making others feel miserably self-conscious, the White House on Monday tapped a mean teenager from a Zara fitting room as its new press secretary. โMadison [Rhodes] has been on our radar ever since she humiliated a total stranger at a Zara changing area and sent her fleeing the store in tears,โ said White House communications director Steven Cheung, recalling how the 16-year-old loudly once told a friend that the nearby customer needed to lose 30 pounds of back fat before going anywhere that ribbed tank top.
When our background check revealed that Madison had also mocked the accent of the cashier at the boba tea place and started spreading rumors for no real reason that her bestie was the official blow-job princess of the wrestling team, we were elated. And once we found out sheโd cyberbullied at least three classmates into eating disorder treatment, we knew without a doubt that this was the stone-cold bitch we wanted to belittle the White House press corps for years to come.โ According to sources, at least half a dozen White House correspondents had hanged themselves within hours of Rhodesโ first briefing.
Become a member, get the paper at link in bio or membership.theonion.com.](https://s2.imginn.com/849477564_18644023606010586_2411153707186358954_n.jpg?t51.82787-15/849477564_18644023606010586_2411153707186358954_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_e35_p320x320_tt6&_nc_cat=102&ig_cache_key=NDAwOTQwMDIxMjk4MzEzNzg1NA%3D%3D.3-ccb7-5&ccb=7-5&_nc_sid=58cdad&efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6IkZFRUQueHBpZHMuNjQwLnNkci5yZWd1bGFyX3Bob3RvLkMzIn0%3D&_nc_ohc=729pmjxlQuYQ7kNvwHlgoeV&_nc_oc=AdrS1jRwAvxpORSAKb7RLlb2ywJ-pZVBB-JlDOXlPU5yYIus6dAEdF0J0UJbnfaVNvF4uhCaS1-C0GYXsQeiKDvo&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.cdninstagram.com&_nc_gid=tRFGonjA9FxVmfwt0-LGBQ&_nc_ss=70689&oh=00_AQPCcJOJGRkJ4EosKyDTAB_rQp9NdpEB1HFBLrk_aONvpQ&oe=6ADC9E95)
