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Posted On: September 8th 2026, 11:31 am
SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Watching Every Single ‘Amityville Horror’ Movie Causes Brain Worms, Heart Disease, Depression, Anxiety, Panic Attacks and May Complicate Pregnancy (via The Horror Possessing the Soul of Your Unborn Child). You should listen to Amityvilleville instead so that @malicegoldman and @coralinemaria can take the brunt of these life-ending side effects on your behalf. WE REPEAT: DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS TASK IF U CARE ABOUT YOURSELF EVEN A LITTLE BIT. #amityvillehorror #horrorpodcast #amityvilleville #horrornerd #horrorjunkie
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2 months agotabbylee17
It’s too late, I started this journey many movies ago. I feel like for every 30 minutes I put in, at least one of my past sins is absolved.
2 months agogarywallen1345
Mama told me all the time, don’t stick that fork into that light socket, she said it, said don’t stick that fork into that light socket. She told me not to stick that fork into that light socket… I watched Amityville: Mount Misery Road yesterday.
2 months agotonyhawksproskanker
"we are doing this so you don't have to" reminds me of a certain... critic
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