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We’re gonna watch all 94+ Amityville movies. A podcast from Radiotopia and PRX starring @coralinemaria and @malicegoldman 🪰

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Sneak peek of this week’s @amityvilleville, in which @malicegoldman and @coralinemaria discuss why so many Confederate soldiers apparently became vampires?? The 2020 film ‘Amityville Harvest’ features joyless vampire Vincent Miller, who claims to be the rightful killer of President Abraham Lincoln (??) and takes his place alongside Jasper Cullen, Bill Compton and Damon Salvatore as yet another member of the Confederate army who, for some reason, had their brutal acts of racist treason rewarded with immortality. Weird trope but OK. #vampirediaries #twilight #jaspercullen #billcompton #southernvampires by @amityvilleville

This week on Amityvilleville, The Horror manifests as a coven of evil witches who are conspiring against a family of 50-something witches who are also ex playboy bunnies to bring forth some demon named Botis. The 2020 film ‘Witches of Amityville Academy’ is boring as hell but at least we got to see a lot of intense facial acting and an occasional flash of gore. Tune in to hear @malicegoldman and @coralinemaria chat through this shitty Charmed knockoff and recount their recent field trip to the real life Amityville Horror House. Stay ugly and die! #witchesofamityvilleacademy #witchesofamityville #amityvillehorror #amityville #witches by @amityvilleville

This week on Amityvilleville, @malicegoldman and @coralinemaria had to bleach their eyes after watching the gory, nasty, stinky porno ‘The Amityville Vibrator,’ which is unfortunate because we had pretty high hopes for this one based on the cover alone. No one is hot or having any fun, a major departure from the incredible ‘Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore,’ which we watched last week. Listen to Amityvilleville instead of watching this, trust us!! #horrortok #amityvillevibrator #amityvillehorror #amityvilleville #horrorpod by @amityvilleville

This week on Amityvilleville, horror legend, writer, director and actor @patrickbrice joins @coralinemaria and @malicegoldman to discuss the 2018 banger entry into the Amityville series, “Amityville: Mt. Misery Road.” Made on a $2,500 budget by a husband and wife duo who are as obsessed with each other as they are with spooky orbs, this film has it all: extended scenes of someone driving a sports car through Tampa, real Long Island and Polish accents, disembodied laughter, several minutes of long shots of a street sign and a deep and enduring affection between the two main characters that made Caroline believe in love again. Listen to Amityvilleville wherever you get podcasts to hear all about the first ever Amityville Wife Guy — we truly love to see it. #amityvillehorror #horrorpodcast #mtmiseryroad #amityvilleville #creeptapes by @amityvilleville

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Watching Every Single ‘Amityville Horror’ Movie Causes Brain Worms, Heart Disease, Depression, Anxiety, Panic Attacks and May Complicate Pregnancy (via The Horror Possessing the Soul of Your Unborn Child). You should listen to Amityvilleville instead so that @malicegoldman and @coralinemaria can take the brunt of these life-ending side effects on your behalf. WE REPEAT: DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS TASK IF U CARE ABOUT YOURSELF EVEN A LITTLE BIT. #amityvillehorror #horrorpodcast #amityvilleville #horrornerd #horrorjunkie by @amityvilleville

This week on Amityvilleville, @malicegoldman and @coralinemaria are joined by fellow podcaster, theater director, writer and niche internet micro celebrity @jushbortman to discuss “The Amityville Murders,” a 2018 remake of “Amityville II: The Posession” that nobody asked for. Listen as Josh, Alex and Caroline are driven mad by the Horror’s deeply ineffective use of dramatic tension to tell a sad story we’ve quite literally seen put to film 30 times already. #amityvillehorror #theamityvillemurders #amtiyvilleville #horrorpodcast #horrornerd by @amityvilleville

This week on Amityvilleville, @malicegoldman and @coralinemaria are joined this week by @themythtraveler of the foundational horror media podcast @gttupod to break down all the action from the 2017 feature film “Amityville: The Awakening,” starring Bella Thorne, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Mckenna Grace and Ian from “Shameless.” We loved this one BUT as we are aware we may be unreliable critics at this point in our ill-conceived journey into madness, you should probably listen to Will. Tune in wherever you get podcasts to hear a detailed breakdown of Bella Thorne’s three way relationship with Mod Sun and Tana Mongeau and the terrible music that was produced from that union. #amityvillehorror #amityvilletheawakening #amityvilleville #horrornerd #bellathorne by @amityvilleville

This week on Amityvilleville, June and Caleb of the @kill.the.computer podcast join @malicegoldman and @coralinemaria to discuss the 2017 film “Campfire Tales 2: All Hallows Eve Horror,” which loosely takes place inside the Amityville Horror house. At least, we think it does? We loved this movie but we must also acknowledge that we are almost certainly experiencing Horror-related Stockholm syndrome. If you like aliens, horror anthologies and MS Paint level special effects, you might be into this one too. Or maybe you’ll be inspired by the Horror to put us out of our misery. #amityvillehorror #allhallowsevehorror #amityvilleville #horrorpodcast #killthecomputer by @amityvilleville

This week on Amityvilleville, @malicegoldman and @coralinemaria are joined by prolific musician, filmmaker and indie horror enthusiast Matt Farley of @officialmoternmedia to discuss the 2017 monstrosity of a film, “Amityville Clownhouse.” Don’t be fooled by the name: this movie features maybe three total minutes of ONE singular clown on screen and is otherwise comprised almost entirely of leftover footage from the 2016 stinker “Amityville Toybox.” Lest you think THAT movie was more aptly named, it sadly did NOT center around an entire box of toys, but instead featured one beat up toy monkey and a lot of family annihilation. Anyway, we really couldn’t have hated this one more, and we are deeply sorry to both Matt and to our long suffering audience of freaks who actually watch every movie right along with us. #amityvillehorror #amityvilleville #amtiyvilleclownhouse #amityvilleevilneverdies #horrornerd by @amityvilleville

We can finally rest easy that knowing Eric Roberts IS in fact the warlock in the iron mask in Amityville Death House. Listen to Amityvilleville wherever you get podcasts for more behind the scenes tea from niche horror projects!!! #amityvilleville #ericroberts #horrortok #indiehorror #markpolonia by @amityvilleville

New episode of Amityvilleville out now!! This week, @malicegoldman and @coralinemaria watched the 2016 film “Amityville: No Escape,” which is essentially reheated Blair Witch nachos. It’s fine, definitely not the worst thing we’ve ever seen but god, the suicidal ideation is growing strong within us. Someone please date Alex and insert a sliver of joy into his life so he can stop sending Caroline multiple texts a week about wanting to die. #amityvilleville #amityvillenoescape #amityvillehorror #amityville #horrorpodcast by @amityvilleville

Is ‘The Conjuring 2’ an Amityville movie? Some (@coralinemaria) would argue yes, because the first few minutes take place inside the Horror House itself. Additionally, @malicegoldman’s old friend, noted vampyr hunter and mortal enemy of the Lutz family Dr. Stephen Kaplan even shows up in a speaking role in this film!! So yeah, it’s an Amityville movie and we’re watching it because if we do not take a break from the post-remake indie films for a week, The Horror itself will drive us to commit acts of terror never before seen on (or off!) the silver screen. Listen now to hear Alex and Caroline discuss the Amityville connection and the real-life story behind this spooky scary couple. #theconjuring2 #edandlorrainewarren #thewarrens #amityvillehorror #theconjuringuniverse by @amityvilleville