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Photo by BlueKanto: I'm Dying Squirtle on September 13, 2026. May be an image of text that says 'ominous-signs Official ominous sign (context from comments:) weetbixcuits 2h ago Mir dont get this joke can you explain it me please:( 2 Hide Hidecomments comments ago objectophiliac Original OriginalPoster Poster at your service!!! drifloon (the little balloon creature on the sign) is a pokemon that is known for luring away children and kidnapping them. so the sign is implying that children will get kidnapped if left unaccompanied'.

Photo by BlueKanto: I'm Dying Squirtle on September 13, 2026. May be a meme of text that says '#thisis is literally canon misinformation #they rejust aerial jellyfish fish that grab onto the nearest thing not to float away #and children happen to be light enough for them to olift ift #sorry i'm a nerd sailor-arashi -arashi I Idunno, Sun and Moon say it actively grabs children and drags them to hell. Sun Stories go that it grabs the hands of small children and drags them away to the afterlife. It dislikes heavy children. Moon If for some reason its body bursts, its soul spills out with a screaming sound.'.

Photo by BlueKanto: I'm Dying Squirtle on September 13, 2026. May be a doodle of text that says 'Pokemon Gems @PokemonGems kids pulling the uno reverse card on drifloon is so funny to me Shining Pearl It tugs on the hands of children to spirit them away. However, it gets pulled around instead.'.

Photo by BlueKanto: I'm Dying Squirtle on September 13, 2026. May be an illustration of poster, banner and text that says 'Metapod Para Presidente @MetapodPres ദ Translated from Spanish by Grok This was on purpose. Rate this translation: た大場 MOME И CHILDREN MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY A GUARDIAN AT ALL TIMES'.

Photo by BlueKanto: I'm Dying Squirtle on September 13, 2026. May be an image of text that says 'FrankKirlts @FrankKirlts S Translated from Spanish by Grok Of course it was on purpose -you don't 't want a Drifloon to come and carry off your kid, right? It's a necessary warning. Rate this translation: E'.

Photo by BlueKanto: I'm Dying Squirtle on September 13, 2026. May be a video game screenshot of text that says '2077 5:05 GHOST type is a spectrum Cup of tea Satanhimself Satan himself 5:06M This also applies to the British'.

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Posted On: September 13th 2026, 03:12 pm

Yeah went to Pokemon worlds with my nephew but Drifloon got him /: shame too he was ready to become a Pokemon master. Jokes aside it’s just telling ya to keep an eye on ur kids or they might wander off / get lost but using the pokemon known to drag em off to hell was a CHOICE! Lmao.

Comments (62)

11 minutes ago

blvckchrxs808

That's hilarious

2 days ago

lotte_kram

@glitterpigeon ❤️

4 days ago

idontknowwhatname_

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4 days ago

7voidfemme7

Dont tell them about spoink or cubone if they think drifloon os made up... thats been in pokedex details since i was in middle school

4 days ago

7voidfemme7

Dont tell them about spoink or cubone if they think drifloon os made up... thats been in pokedex details since i was in middle school

4 days ago

7voidfemme7

Dont tell them about spoink or cubone if they think drifloon os made up... thats been in pokedex details since i was in middle school

11 days ago

cl0wn_on_a_string

The pokédex is canonically an unreliable narrator that relies heavily on hearsay, rumors, and local folktales. "As Stories go" is not how scientific studies word factual evidence—