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Posted On: October 22nd 2026, 11:47 pm
Drake said it best… it’s part of the BRAND!
This time of year is personally offensive to me. The temperature is dropping, the amount of clothing required is increasing, and all I want is a weekly spray tan, a bathing suit, and a reason to be 90% naked on a beach. Is that really too much to ask?! 😂🌴☀️🌊
I was not built for layers. I was built for tan lines and tropical climates.
This time of year is personally offensive to me. The temperature is dropping, the amount of clothing required is increasing, and all I want is a weekly spray tan, a bathing suit, and a reason to be 90% naked on a beach. Is that really too much to ask?! 😂🌴☀️🌊
I was not built for layers. I was built for tan lines and tropical climates.
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