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The evidence is stacking up that I was a pirate in a past life:
✔️ Obsessed with the ocean
✔️ Loves rum-based beverages
✔️ Constantly chasing treasure

Case closed. 🏴‍☠️ by @woowooginger

For months, we told our closest friends and family we were all heading to our favorite islands for a joint bachelor and bachelorette trip. What they didn’t know…

On our very last night, in the middle of the Caribbean Sea, surrounded by the people we love most, we were about to become husband and wife and have my DREAM mermaid wedding!

I’m honestly still trying to find the words. The happy tears, the laughter, the love, the sunset, the absolute shock on everyone’s faces… it all felt like a dream I never wanted to wake up from.

Somehow, we managed to pull off the biggest surprise of our lives, and watching the people we love realize what was happening is a memory I’ll cherish forever.

Most importantly, I finally get to call this incredible FINE AF man my husband.🥵🥰😂

To everyone who traveled across the ocean, celebrated with us, cried with us, danced with us, and loved us so well, thank you. You helped create a night that was more magical than I could have ever imagined.

And to my husband, thank you for choosing me every single day. Life is more fun, more adventurous, and infinitely sweeter with you by my side Jason Dean!

Also, my apologies in advance because the next few weeks are about to be absolutely flooded with wedding content captured by the one and only @brookeinthelook . You’ve been warned. 😂📸

Forever starts here.
Love,
Lindsey Marie Alsberry by @woowooginger

Opposites really do attract in EVERY possible way. 😂

Jason is as cool, calm, and collected as they come. Meanwhile….I can go from sweet Southern belle to a full-blown problem in approximately 2.5 seconds.

He’s got the patience of a saint, and I’ve got a VERY low tolerance for disrespect.

He’s the voice of reason. I’m the reason we need one. 🤷🏻‍♀️

But hey, every calm man needs a woman who’s willing to match the energy when necessary. 😘

It’s called BALANCE, baby!!!! by @woowooginger

My sister came into town to watch Kamden’s game, and apparently all those two did for days was order mocktails. 😂🍹🍹

PERFECT timing to test the Boomerang Challenge on him!

The goal? See how many times he’d fake cheers with me before he got completely fed up and just started drinking his drink.

Final count: FIVE. 😂

The best part? He was SO over me, but he kept doing it anyways. Even after he took a quick sip he was still going to keep going with my nonsense. My sweet little angel. I hope he never gets too cool for his mama’s jokes.
#kamdengram by @woowooginger

The goal isn’t fame. The goal is for our husbands to never have to explain us and what we do again. 😂

“What does your wife do?”
“Just Google her.”😂💁🏻‍♀️🎙️ by @woowooginger

We used to party in fields.
Page our friends on translucent purple beepers.
Dance to Shaggy at house parties.
Meet everyone at the same place because nobody had a phone.
Take 37 photos on a disposable camera and hope ONE turned out.
Burn CDs for the person we had a crush on.
Go out all night and somehow survive on one can of Red Bull.

We really had the most chaotic coming-of-age story and somehow ended up being adults.

Millennials we not only survived we thrived!! Tag your millennial bestie #millenialmom #90skid #icantwithyou #realitytvpodcast #millenialproblems by @woowooginger

We figured it was finally time to introduce you guys to the man behind the operation… our manager. 😎

He runs a VERY tight ship around here.

Shows up unannounced.
Interrupts meetings.
Supervises content shoots.
Has extremely strong opinions.
Accepts payment primarily in snacks.
And somehow still finds time to jump in front of the camera.

Please direct all future business inquiries to him. Gillian and Lindsey are apparently just the talent. 😂 by @woowooginger

Girl, zoom in… Gillian has a source. 👀🔎

At this point, Lindsey has stopped asking “HOW do you know this person?!” because the answer is always the same:

“I have a source.”

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!
WHERE DOES SHE FIND THEM?!
HOW DOES SHE KNOW EVERYTHING?! 😂

Gillian’s contact list needs to be studied by the FBI.

🎙️ I Can’t With You…come for the chaos, stay because apparently Gillian has a source inside literally everything. by @woowooginger

Rock, paper, scissors… but make it I Can’t With You. ✂️🪨

Because why would Gillian and Lindsey mind their own business when there’s reality TV to dissect, behind-the-scenes tea to spill, and wildly unnecessary opinions to give? by @woowooginger

OK guys, let’s be serious. Who called the paparazzi on us!? 💁🏻‍♀️😂🚨 by @woowooginger