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Posted On: October 13th 2026, 10:11 pm
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Getting shot is already crazy.

But getting shot in a way that you can’t even tell your mama with confidence is worse. 😭🤣

I’m thinking, if I’m gonna get shot, at least let it sound dramatic.

Nope.

Dude shoots me… doesn’t even drop the gun… just spins away. 💀😂

How am I supposed to tell that story for the rest of my life?!

André Mulligan | Stand-Up 🎤
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