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Posted On: October 14th 2026, 02:27 pm
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When our background check revealed that Madison had also mocked the accent of the cashier at the boba tea place and started spreading rumors for no real reason that her bestie was the official blow-job princess of the wrestling team, we were elated. And once we found out she’d cyberbullied at least three classmates into eating disorder treatment, we knew without a doubt that this was the stone-cold bitch we wanted to belittle the White House press corps for years to come.” According to sources, at least half a dozen White House correspondents had hanged themselves within hours of Rhodes’ first briefing.
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