Alison Spittle

SORTED!! THANK GOD

Ok I've messed up, here it is beside a normal lime for scale.
Are there any hairdressers in Glasgow available tomorrow morning.
This is a hail Mary.
Basically I'd my hair tied up for three days and I don't brush due to the curly girl method and I try to only wash my hair once a week to keep the colour in and well now I'm faced with a mistake of great magnitude.

Because I thought to myself 'wow your hair is still tired up" I reached my hand up on my skull and felt no bobbin, my hair was matted into my skull.
Such a tight little lad, so girthy so solid.

I conditioned, I oiled, I brushed, I went to the sauna, I oiled again, I brushed, I listened to a thing on the Russel brand court case, I picked up a scissors and I cut it off.

I've turned myself in to a friar tuck mullet person and I'm not cool enough to pull it off.
I can feel my scalp shiver.
I need help fast.