4 hours agoWe had a guy who wore a black tactical backpack and wooden kendo swords ⚔️ on the back of it like a ninja turtle..while in the on base bar
8 hours agoYou found my old roommate. What he lacks in hygiene he made up for with his ability to hack your Xbox. He’s also gonna creep out any girls you have over. Purchase slim Jims by the box.
9 hours agoWe had a weird homeschooled kid named Strathman. Dude was so socially awkward, just like this. But the kid was so nice ya felt bad for being mean to him like everyone else. His luck ran out when I did a barracks inspection and found pounds of McDonald's trash stuffed into his dresser drawers...
10 hours agoI was an officer, I made these dudes my drivers. About a week, I had them squared away or gone.
