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Siesta Key, you wet, cloudy, miserable little bitch. 🌧️😂🍹
Dre Dre, I love you so fucking much. ❤️ I’m so proud and grateful to call you family and one of my best friends. Even when Mother Nature personally attacked your vacation plans and you were pissed off at the weather for approximately 97% of the weekend. 🤣🤣🤣
But like I told you yesterday, it’s not always about the weather, the location, or whether the sun decides to show its damn face. It’s about the people you get to share those moments with. And I wouldn’t trade this weekend with you for anything. ❤️
AND THEN THERE’S MARY. MARY, MARY, MARY. 😂❤️ I came to Siesta Key to see you, and holy shit, you are one of the coolest humans I’ve ever met. The vibe? IMMACULATE. The laughs? ENDLESS. The drinks? Apparently strong enough to make us forget that cameras exist. 🥂🤣
We literally took ONE picture. ONE. Before the drinks started flowing. And honestly? I fucking love that. No documenting every second, no worrying about the perfect photo, just being present, laughing our asses off, and making memories we’ll probably piece together later. 😂
Mary, I’m sorry we didn’t get a picture together. Apparently, once the drunky-poos kicked in, photography was no longer on the agenda. We’ll fix that next time. Love you already, girl. ❤️
And because the universe has a wicked sense of humor, guess what? 🌞 THE FUCKING SUN IS OUT THIS MORNING. Blue skies. Beautiful beach. Gorgeous weather. OF COURSE. NOW THAT I’M LEAVING. 💀😂
Took a little stroll down the beach this morning before heading back to Fort Misery (Fort Myers, for those of you who don’t speak my language 🤣), enjoying my complimentary sand pedicure.
Would I have loved some sunshine yesterday? Absolutely. Was Dre entitled to her weather-related emotional support session? Probably. 😂 But would I trade the people, the laughs, the drinks, and the memories for a picture-perfect weekend?
NOT A FUCKING CHANCE.
Love you both. ❤️ Life is really about the people who make even the rainiest, messiest, most ridiculous weekends worth remembering. And sometimes the best memories are the ones you were too busy living to photograph. 🥂❤️🌧️🌞
Dre Dre, I love you so fucking much. ❤️ I’m so proud and grateful to call you family and one of my best friends. Even when Mother Nature personally attacked your vacation plans and you were pissed off at the weather for approximately 97% of the weekend. 🤣🤣🤣
But like I told you yesterday, it’s not always about the weather, the location, or whether the sun decides to show its damn face. It’s about the people you get to share those moments with. And I wouldn’t trade this weekend with you for anything. ❤️
AND THEN THERE’S MARY. MARY, MARY, MARY. 😂❤️ I came to Siesta Key to see you, and holy shit, you are one of the coolest humans I’ve ever met. The vibe? IMMACULATE. The laughs? ENDLESS. The drinks? Apparently strong enough to make us forget that cameras exist. 🥂🤣
We literally took ONE picture. ONE. Before the drinks started flowing. And honestly? I fucking love that. No documenting every second, no worrying about the perfect photo, just being present, laughing our asses off, and making memories we’ll probably piece together later. 😂
Mary, I’m sorry we didn’t get a picture together. Apparently, once the drunky-poos kicked in, photography was no longer on the agenda. We’ll fix that next time. Love you already, girl. ❤️
And because the universe has a wicked sense of humor, guess what? 🌞 THE FUCKING SUN IS OUT THIS MORNING. Blue skies. Beautiful beach. Gorgeous weather. OF COURSE. NOW THAT I’M LEAVING. 💀😂
Took a little stroll down the beach this morning before heading back to Fort Misery (Fort Myers, for those of you who don’t speak my language 🤣), enjoying my complimentary sand pedicure.
Would I have loved some sunshine yesterday? Absolutely. Was Dre entitled to her weather-related emotional support session? Probably. 😂 But would I trade the people, the laughs, the drinks, and the memories for a picture-perfect weekend?
NOT A FUCKING CHANCE.
Love you both. ❤️ Life is really about the people who make even the rainiest, messiest, most ridiculous weekends worth remembering. And sometimes the best memories are the ones you were too busy living to photograph. 🥂❤️🌧️🌞
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